The Pagan festival of Chocolate, the long weekend of Good Friday (isn’t every Friday) and Easter Saturday, Sunday & Monday. A time when the sun comes out & every single person in Northern Ireland decides to join the Worlds most scenic traffic jam by driving up the Antrim Coast to Portrush & Portstewart.
Let’s not forget it’s also another holiday period for teachers! How are we meant to enjoy the season & the fairly decent weather it often brings while surrounded by brats stuffed full of E numbers?
The Education Authority really has no consideration for parents, scrap that, it’s every man for themselves out here, they have no consideration for me!
It’s a bloody nightmare, one which we are expected to look forward to, with smiles on our faces & cheery carefree attitudes on our shoulders!
To quote James Royale, My Arse!
This year, I have a plan & it’s brilliant
I plan to stay in the house, if it’s nice out I’ll maybe venture into the garden, what I won’t be doing is giving in to the Marvellous Mummies annual suggestion of going for a drive up the coast!
NOT this year, aside from the fact I always end up driving, if I stay at home I get to relax while chuckling at all those poor saps who are fighting through traffic to fight for a parking space to fight through more traffic, the human kind, to walk for an hour, get fleeced for ice creams & spend a fortune in arcade games only to finally make it back home where they can count their likes on gushing social media posts containing pictures of them & their little cherubs idyllically enjoying the family outing that in actual fact was a sweaty stressful day from hell!
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