BLUE MONDAY? What B*ll*ocks

Blue Monday, Dryanuary, The miserable month, so they tell us anyway! But who is they?

Everyone with something to hawk us, that's who they are

Sure, January is a long month and most of us are skint after the festive season, just as it begins, with a glass of bubbly at the end of a countdown, it will end, after a slightly longer countdown. But end it will.

So ignore the marketing machine, whether its blue skies and sandy beaches or gym passes that will gather dust or worse, gym equipment that would gather dust if they weren't being used as a clothes horse

January, when you dig below the surface, is like any other month 

So yes, January is cold.

It tends to be cold in Winter, December was cold too but we were all too busy being told to be merry & spend money that we forgot about that.

and yes, January is dark but then so is the middle of the night and it comes once a day for your entire life! January happens once a year.

As for Blue Monday, anyone peddling that shit, well I hope your next bowl movement is a hedgehog. What is Blue Monday, other than a Monday somewhere in the middle of the darkest month? By that logic we should be wary of blue midnights & we have 365 of them!

while we're here, Dryanuary? What sort of sadistic nutjob came up with that nonsense! Im not quittee pal.

So here we are with only 10 days to February. Thats when we will have something to moan about. That wee fucker Cupid......

I know where he can shove his arrow