This is the view of a triumphant Man!
Triumphant as Today I solved a mechanical puzzle, used my hands like a surgeon of machines & ultimately won an engineering battle.
Today I was Manly!
The scene of the battle 👇
A phrase which is probably no longer Politically Correct, but I don’t give, to quote a popular rhyme, ‘a ruddy dingo’
As I relax and take in this view, joined only by the comforting sound of leaves in the breeze, birds tweeting from the branches and the peaceful squeaking of a trampoline net (I must get some WD40)
I am Daddy Demented, first of my name, Husband, father, beer drinker and now conqueror of Lawnmowers
House Demented is as powerful as washing up liquid in the toilet cistern!
My conquest sits defeated in the corner. 6 days after it lay down halfway through the back garden, leaving the hallowed turf of the family football pitch looking like it had a Mohawk, I have cured it of its ills & restored it to active service.
And just look at the ungrateful beggar. Look at it sitting in the corner, huffing. If a Lawnmower could huff that is!
Chomper is a seven year old petrol mower, with the attitude of a teenager! Slow to get going, always hungry for fuel & fond of leaving regular deposits around the place.
He, yes he, for although he growls and puffs like an angry woman, no lawnmower could be a female. The Marvelous Mummy confirms my point of view with her stance on cutting the lawn, firmly the job of a man!
Much like many other of the chores I do around this house,but this isn’t the time or the place to think on that!
I’m far to busy being triumphant right now
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