You Tube? Yes, I am

Prince Ryan of the Toy Review!

You have been dethroned, no longer are you the most irritating (IMHO) You Tuber! Yes, you may still attract views in their billions & revenue in the millions with your multi channel offerings, but there is a new twat in Town!

And he is in an entirely new stratosphere of grating!

Denis, Denis Daily, Denis Roblox or whatever handle you know him by. The insanely irritating 22 year old Canadian Vlogger has become the channel of choice in our house!

Complete with annoying voices, stable of You Tubing friends and slightly weird appreciation of cats, not to mention that Meows a lot thing which sits on both his desk and shoulder, Denis (possibly not his real name) manages to Dement those old enough to remember when childhood wasn’t spent in a somewhat staged reality inches from the box

Yet he manages this all while seamlessly entertaining the miniature adults of our Planet, to such a degree that they voluntarily opt to watch his adult numbing content over the established and superior quality professional child friendly output

In short, please explain the appeal of this shit? I mean he even has an online store selling Denis F%*king onsies

As a Daddy who, like countless others, endures hours of mindless You Tube content at the behest of my two Dementors, the success of those who video themselves doing the routine & mundane continues to baffle me!

Surely just as TV improved enormously when Netflix & Amazon stared hitting home runs, thus providing a highly entertaining alternative to the fake reality shows & Z list celeb drivel that cable & terrestrial TV had been spewing out at us for far to long

In the digital age of Pixar level graphics, 3D movies, 4K content & even almost affordable virtual reality devices, so why in comparison do the little people opt for something akin to Black & White puppet shows?

Watching regular people opening toys & playing pointless computer games, all while irritating the hell out of grumpy parents who grudgingly struggle through merely for the peace & quiet it affords them even if only on a temporary basis!

If you happen to remember what a postcard is, send me some answers!

DaddyDemented