Think life’s unfair, play this!

This morning as the clock ticked closer to the point of leaving for school, we had a meltdown!

Not from me on this occasion, well a little from me! It was the as always perfectly timed meltdown of Dementor 2, the 4 year old Roblox addict!

I have previously spoken of my fondness for You Tube Roblox vlogger, Denis Daily. Fondness in the most sarcastic of terms, but today the thoughts of pulling him through the TV & slapping him repeatedly with a large fish invaded my thoughts to a never before experienced level.

You see Dementor 2 was deep in Roblox play on the iPad when I advised putting his coat on & that was the spark that lit the fire! Que much crying, grumping, tutting & snorting as he struggled to put his own coat on while glaring menacingly at his failure of a father.

Fast forward to Tantrum sorted, school run completed & cunning plan compiled.. I have decided I won’t take the obvious choice of hiding the iPad in the mornings. No no, This problem requires a more passive approach & entails two steps

Delete Roblox

Search for & download the original version of Pong! You want the iPad kiddo, not a bother wee man

Simplistic, brilliant and oh so cruel!

Your in my virtual gaming world now sunshine