UPDATE: Wastin’ away to a mountain

Just over a week into my diet journey and I already have a profound insight into weight loss.

Take Healthy eating! Done right the weight will drop off you but the unpublished side effect is the rapid decrease in your carbon footprint.

👇 this mornings breakfast

This is achieved by producing enough waste to fertilise a small country at the same time.

So, as you eat your five a day you will spend all the money you saved by not going to the chip shop on wet wipes for your arse!

It’s like colonic irrigation without the pipe up your butt. It doesn’t take long to stop thinking about burgers, fries & full fat beer!

On the plus side, I think I have lost an inch around my beer belly, well maybe half an inch and I’m lighter on the scale. Exact poundage is currently classified.

The real litmus test will be when the kids stop referring to my big fat belly. I’m not leaving them nothing to remark on, I refuse to dye my ever graying hair, so they have that!

Banter is important in a family.